The Nips Are Getting Bigger
Mental As Anything

Intro: G  C  D (repeat x 4)

G                C               D
Started out just drinkin’ beer,
  G                                    C               D
I didn’t know how or why or what I was doin’ there.
G                                        C               D
Just a couple more made me feel a little better.
G                                                      C          D
Believe me when I tell you it’s nothing to do with the letter.

Great instrumental G D G C D

Another verse 

Chorus:

G   (F#) (E) (D)               C       D
Who-oa,  the nips are getting’ bigger,
G    (F#)(E)  (D)                C       D
Whoa yeah, the nips are getting’ bigger,
G  (F#)(E)  (D)               C       D
Who-oa, the nips are getting’ bigger,
G (F#)(E)    (D)       C       D
Yeah, they’re getting’ bigger, 

Great instrumental

Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doin’ to my brain,
It doesn’t worry me enough to stop me from doin’ it again.
Wipin’ out brain cells by the million but I don’t care,
it doesn’t worry me even though I ain’t got a lot to spare.

Repeat chorus

Great instrumental and end

SB 9/98